Well bless your heart, if this ain’t the most South Georgia mix of politics, weather, Walmart, and whiskey-drunk raccoons you’ve ever heard. Donovan kicked off The Morning Drip wondering why folks think “Democrat” means “communist,” then gave a whole Sunday school lesson on the difference between democracy, socialism, and people who just don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. After that, he fussed at Georgia lawmakers for making it illegal to hand out water to voters—because apparently hydration is partisan now—and took a jab at Walmart for opening a $350 million milk plant in Valdosta like the world needed more ways to say “moo.”
We got weather (rain, rain, and more rain), a Christmas parade postponed, a Powerball dream that almost came true, and Trump rolling back fuel economy standards ‘cause who needs 50 MPG when gas is $4 anyway? But the real headline: a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got hammered, and passed out in the bathroom—basically the spirit animal of 2025. So, grab your coffee, y’all—it’s The Morning Drip, where politics are steamy, opinions are strong, and the raccoons know how to party.
Sadly, some of you need to pick up a dictionary. 🙂